In the month of January, Durian had commissioned a top secret project that has now resulted into what an eminent scientist (name withheld) has described as, ‘This century’s most noble technological breakthrough. After Snapchat.’

In the month of January, Durian had commissioned a top secret project that has now resulted into what an eminent scientist (name withheld) has described as, ‘This century’s most noble technological breakthrough. After Snapchat.’

After many trial runs and months of testing and quality check, Durian finally launched its new product ‘Snorah Jones’ last week.

‘Snorah Jones’, as we are informed, is a Queen Bed that’s the first of its kind.

It is soft, like any other Queen Bed. It looks, like any other bed. But what distinguishes it and so much so is the presence of a stereo player that plays lullabies in any language of your choice.

The chief designer of the bed said, ‘ I realised that people don’t sleep well nowadays. And I wanted to do something about it. So I made a bed that will put you to sleep.’

We also conducted surveys among people who have used the product and the results were interesting.

Mahesh, a corporate employee who would always appear tired and jaded is now given compliments like, ‘You look different today.’

College professors, along with their students, have started to bunk the first and second lectures in their respective colleges; and lastly but most significantly, insomnia cases have begun to recede.

Our reports tell many positive stories like these but there have been some side-effects; the casualties being middle-aged men who suck their thumbs through the course of the day, and even during meetings, and a bride who overslept and forgot to wake up for her own wedding.

Either way, Durian has come up with an invention that has and will, in the future, change the course of human history.

P.S.- We wish you well, for it’s a new month. The first day of April. Have a great month. 🙂